@1 year ago with 28 notes
#new girl #zooey deschanel #coolest nerd ever #girl crush #jess day #jess and julia
"Okay hey, I’ve got something to say to you man. I break my car for birds, i rock a lot of polka dots, I.. HAVE touched glitter in the past 24 hours, I spend my entire day talking to children and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. That’s just weird and it freaks me out. And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown and I HATE your pant suit, I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter and that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong. I’M ALMOST DONE. I’m about to go pay this $800 fine, and my cheques have baby farm animals on them, bitch."