“Okay hey, I’ve got something to say to you man. I break my car for birds, i rock a lot of polka dots, I.. HAVE touched glitter in the past 24 hours, I spend my entire day talking to children and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. That’s just weird and it freaks me out. And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown and I HATE your pant suit, I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter and that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong. I’M ALMOST DONE. I’m about to go pay this $800 fine, and my cheques have baby farm animals on them, bitch.” She’s mine. 

“Okay hey, I’ve got something to say to you man. I break my car for birds, i rock a lot of polka dots, I.. HAVE touched glitter in the past 24 hours, I spend my entire day talking to children and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. That’s just weird and it freaks me out. And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown and I HATE your pant suit, I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter and that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong. I’M ALMOST DONE. I’m about to go pay this $800 fine, and my cheques have baby farm animals on them, bitch.”

She’s mine. 

@4 months ago with 28 notes
#new girl #zooey deschanel #coolest nerd ever #girl crush #jess day #jess and julia 
This is a story of boy meets girl. The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey, grew up believing that he’d never truly be happy until the day he met the one. This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music and a total mis-reading of the movie ‘The Graduate’. The girl, Summer Finn of Shinnecock, Michigan, did not share this belief. Since the disintegration of her parent’s marriage she’d only love two things. The first was her long dark hair. The second was how easily she could cut it off and not feel a thing. Tom meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately she is who he has been searching for. This is a story of boy meets girl, but you should know upfront,this is not a love story. 

This is a story of boy meets girl. The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey, grew up believing that he’d never truly be happy until the day he met the one. This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music and a total mis-reading of the movie ‘The Graduate’. The girl, Summer Finn of Shinnecock, Michigan, did not share this belief. Since the disintegration of her parent’s marriage she’d only love two things. The first was her long dark hair. The second was how easily she could cut it off and not feel a thing. Tom meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately she is who he has been searching for. This is a story of boy meets girl, but you should know upfront,this is not a love story. 

@6 months ago with 56 notes
#summer finn #tom hansen #500 days of summer #zooey deschanel #joseph gordon-levitt 
prime-time: “I love how she makes me feel, like anything’s possible, or like life is worth it.”

prime-time:

“I love how she makes me feel, like anything’s possible, or like life is worth it.”

(via givemezooey)

@9 months ago with 3676 notes
#500 days of summer #Zooey Deschanel #joseph gordon-levitt #love #movie theatre 
you’re mine.

you’re mine.

(Source: kgrips, via givemezooey)

@6 months ago with 1004 notes
#Zooey Deschanel 
peachycunt: “we’ve been like tom and summer for months now”

peachycunt:

“we’ve been like tom and summer for months now”

(Source: peachypuke, via givemezooey)

@9 months ago with 98 notes
#zooey deschanel #joseph gordon-levitt #sid and nancy 
“Okay hey, I’ve got something to say to you man. I break my car for birds, i rock a lot of polka dots, I.. HAVE touched glitter in the past 24 hours, I spend my entire day talking to children and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. That’s just weird and it freaks me out. And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown and I HATE your pant suit, I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter and that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong. I’M ALMOST DONE. I’m about to go pay this $800 fine, and my cheques have baby farm animals on them, bitch.” She’s mine. 
4 months ago
#new girl #zooey deschanel #coolest nerd ever #girl crush #jess day #jess and julia 
you’re mine.
6 months ago
#Zooey Deschanel 
This is a story of boy meets girl. The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey, grew up believing that he’d never truly be happy until the day he met the one. This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music and a total mis-reading of the movie ‘The Graduate’. The girl, Summer Finn of Shinnecock, Michigan, did not share this belief. Since the disintegration of her parent’s marriage she’d only love two things. The first was her long dark hair. The second was how easily she could cut it off and not feel a thing. Tom meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately she is who he has been searching for. This is a story of boy meets girl, but you should know upfront,this is not a love story. 
6 months ago
#summer finn #tom hansen #500 days of summer #zooey deschanel #joseph gordon-levitt 
peachycunt: “we’ve been like tom and summer for months now”
9 months ago
#zooey deschanel #joseph gordon-levitt #sid and nancy 
prime-time: “I love how she makes me feel, like anything’s possible, or like life is worth it.”
9 months ago
#500 days of summer #Zooey Deschanel #joseph gordon-levitt #love #movie theatre